comedycentral:

Don’t mess up! Watch a new Key & Peele, Wednesday after South Park. And watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.
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  • boy: mm what are you wearing?
  • me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
  • mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!
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zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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